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Kerry Wood Signs with Chicago Cubs – We Believe Again

Kerry Wood signs with the Chicago Cubs. I believe, I believe!
What a great day to be a Cubs fan!
Kerry Wood is coming back to Chicago!  It’s really happening!
The rumors began weeks ago: Kerry Wood was a free agent and the Cubs needed bullpen help. A perfect fit unless you looked at what Kerry Wood made [...]

Congratulations Blackhawks! Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup Champions T-Shirt

2010 Stanley Cup Champions Chicago Blackhawks
Chicago Blackhawks 2010 NHL Champions
Congratulations to the Chicago Blackhawks, your 2010 Stanley Cup Champions!
There hasn’t been this kind of excitement in Chicago since the Bulls were last champions way back when in 1998. So many happy people in Chicago right now!
May the inspired play of the Blackhawks and the adoring [...]

Carlos Silva Starts the Season 8-0

Carlos Silva is 8-0!!!
Carlos Silva is the New Ted Lilly
Am I delusional or while I was busy watching the Chicago Blackhawks win the Stanley Cup, did Carlos Silva just start the season 8-0?
Yes and YES!
Silva has actually made me forget about whoever it is they traded for him.
Jim Hendry is a Genius!
GO CUBS!!!
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Chicago Cubs Jim Hendry Signs Bob Howry, Again

Jim Hendry is Officially Delusional
Jim Hendry Finds Cubs Bullpen Solution in Bob Howry

The bullpen has been a problem this year but you know our man Jim Hendry has been hard at work looking for an elite right handed setup man that can get the ball from the starters to baseball’s most unhittable closer Carlos Marmol. [...]

Starlin Castro Chrome Bowman Rookie Card 2010

Starlin Castro Chrome Rookie Card Bowman 2010
Behold His Glory!
Starlin Castro Chrome Autographed Baseball Card Bowman 2010
This autographed Starlin Castro Chrome Bowman baseball card is the HOT baseball card for delusional cubs fans across the nation. This card is already selling for $300. Is that not delusional? But Starlin Castro is already a star, Starlin Castro [...]

Starlin Castro Hits Home Run In First At Bat and Drives in Record Six RBI

Starlin Castro doesn’t know how to be a Cub yet
Starlin Castro Home Run in First At Bat and 6 RBI Game
On May 7, 2010 the much heralded prospect Starlin Castro was called up to join the Chicago Cubs. He was immediately penciled into the starting lineup at shortstop as the Cubs didn’t intend on calling [...]

Carlos Zambrano is Moving to the Bullpen

Meet the Cubs new $18 million dollar set up man (photo)
Carlos Zambrano Moving to the Bullpen
In a move that stunned baseball fans who weren’t too out of it from celebrating 4/20 with Geovany Soto, Chicago Cubs manager Lou Pinella announced that starting pitcher Carlos Zambrano would be moved to the Cubs bullpen to be Carlos [...]

Delusional Cubs Fan 2010 Predictions

CUBS WIN – Get used to it (photo)
Delusional Cubs Fan 2010 Predictions
So who is everyone picking to win the NL Central in 2010?  The St Louis Cardinals.  The F’n Cardinals!
No way.  Last year everyone picked the Cubs to win the division and they were all wrong. This year it’s going to be the same thing [...]

Chicago Cubs Acquire Mark DeRosa, Kerry Wood and Jake Peavy in Six Team Trade Deal

Jim Hendry’s Best Trade EVER!
Kerry Wood, Mark DeRosa and Jake Peavy!
Cubs Acquire Kerry Wood, Mark DeRosa and Jake Peavy in Mega Trade!
Holy Cow! The Chicago Cubs stunned the baseball world today by pulling off a complicated six team trade in which they acquired relief pitcher Kerry Wood, super-utility-everything-man-team-leader-guy Mark DeRosa and finally starting pitcher Jake [...]

Chicago Cubs 2010 Starting Rotation the Best in the National League Central

The Fantastic Five +1: Zambrano, Lilly, Dempster, Wells, Silva, Gorzelanny
Chicago Cubs 2010 Starting Rotation
Lou Pinella has named the starting rotation for opening day 2010 and it will be Carlos Zambrano, Ryan Dempster, Randy Wells along with new Cubs Carlos Silva and Tom Gorzelanny.
Of course one of those last two guys, Silva or Gorzo, will lose [...]