Cubs Sweep the White Sox!
How Sweep it is!
(So giddy I have to make stupid puns)
I am on top of the world! I’m sure you are too, because our nationally beloved Chicago Cubs have swept the universally despised Chicago White Sox. All is well in the Universe.
The Sox now cling to their 1 1/2 game lead in their division lead while the Cubs move 4 1/2 games above the almost as despised St. Louis Cardinals.
The Cubs are also 20 games above .500 again.
The Cubs have the best record in baseball. (still)
OH LIFE IS GOOD!
I, like many other Cubs fans will look forward to rubbing it in the faces of all White Sox fans we know, whether they are co-workers, friends or family(god help them). They of course will make excuses, say Wrigley field is a sh–hole, people there are just drunk, they’ll say the games don’t matter anyway, make some more excuses and finally it will come to them talking about Bartman and how the Sox won in 2005. But it won’t matter. Like the mighty DITKA said “History is for losers”. We know it’s the worst thing that could possibly happen to a Sox fan. We know that for 9/10 Sox fans, they would rather the Cubs lose a game to any team then have their own team win. A loss to the Cubs is the biggest slap a Sox fan can suffer.
The Cubs sweep the Sox! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Related:
Class Sweeps Crass: Pinella Ignores Sox Insults - Jay Mariotti, Chicago Sun Times
Dempster pitches Cubs to Sweep of Sox - ChicagoSports.com
Cubs Sweep Sox - Champions of Chicago - Bleacher Report