Funny Chicago Cubs Satire Articles from The Onion Newspaper 2008
Carlos Zambrano – Strongside/Weakside from The Onion Sports
So do you read satiracal newspaper The Onion? If not, you should. They’ve been making fun of politicians, American culture, fads, news, celebrities and everyday people for years. It’s hilarious. And since the Chicago Cubs are icons of American sports, they’ve been targeted as well. Besides Carlos Zambrano being a target, the Chicago Cubs were the subject of three satire articles in The Onion in 2008.
Please enjoy the following Chicago Cubs satire stories from The Onion. If you can’t laugh at yourself and the things you hold dear, you should really lighten up.
Cubs, Absence From World Series, Agree To 4-Year Extension (Let’s hope this Chicago Cubs rumor is false!)
Tampa Bay Rays: “F*** You, Cubs” (Sounds about right)
God Savoring Vast Array Of Cubs-Cursing Options (Actually, he kept it pretty simple this year)
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