Kosuke Fukudome Has Risen to Save the Chicago Cubs
It was foretold long ago that a man would arrive to the Chicago Cubs franchise and save the city of Chicago from suffering through another 100 years of purgatory.
This man would hit. He would play defense. He would play hard and lead by example. He would even take walks and lay down bunts. He would do anything so that his team would win.
He would appear upon the horizon like the rising sun.
That man has arrived. That man is Kosuke Fukudome.
The people of Chicago have embraced him.
The Chicago Cubs fans chant his name
He performs great miracles, such as taking a walk, getting clutch hits and laying down bunts.
He showed great wisdom by turning down more money from the White Sox so he could play for the Cubs.
He brings great honor to the Chicago Cubs.
Some have said that Fukudome is a better hitter than Jesus.
FU-KU-DO-ME!!!!! FU-KU-DO-ME!!!!! FU-KU-DO-ME!!!!! FU-KU-DO-ME!!!!!
The prophecy has come to pass. He will deliver Cubs fans to the Promised Land.
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Fukudome goes to 11.
Seriously, this guy can hit. This guy could be rookie of the year and team MVP. He’s definitely going to contribute.
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